Thursday, January 19, 2012

Chapter 645 - Meme inspired; toilets.

I'm feeling pretty miserable right now but I'm not gonna drown my blog in emo.

So..

..toilets.

One thing that almost every restaurant or public building should have is, yes, a toilet. Malaysia has really disgusting public toilets but I suppose I've seen worse.

In China, I had to use a longkang as a toilet and this granma next to my sis fell asleep while pooping. The stench was beyond aw-some, it was awful.

What really bothers me [ and makes me cringe in the toilet] is that when I go in, I see either the toilet seat with shoe marks or it's all wet.

THE WHOLE SEAT.
I have to take rolls tissue just to clean up after your disgusting mess, girls, killing trees in the process.

You won't like Liesl Tan when she goes green. [Teehee!]

Seriously, what do you do in the toilets!? I imagined it like this:

Random[not to mention disgusting] girl ;

I need to use toilet.
[Uses clean,dry toilet]

Ho hum,I shall spray the ENTIRE toilet seat with water JUZ FOR FUNNNN.



Me;
[Goes into toilet]

Sunway should pay me for being a toilet cleaning person. Sheesh. Can't believe all the germs I had to touch with my hands! What more if sitting on my butt.

Sick.

So yes,this goes out to Sunway girls who don't know how to use toilets properly!

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